After 13 hours flight from Europe to Singapore you will dream of a fragile Asian girl with tiny but strong fingers giving you a nice relaxing massage that sooths your tired muscles which you can find on any corner there. This country famous for its regulations and fines will make you spit out your chewing gum directly in the arrival hall and the awareness of paying 500 euros fine will make this act more then your politeness. Once you get stamped, you can start to enjoy this tiger island. The tropical heat will awake your hormones, however, the air conditioning cools you down, so don't forget to pack your favorite leather jacket for getting an exotic look for locals. You can practice your stiffed neck right away on your trip to hotel not only because of diversity of local vegetation. You will turn your head mainly behind the slight scuttling of Asian girls on their huge heels. Their way of walking alias duck after sex is a real must to see.
Singapore is definitely all but pure Asia. This city is pulsing of energy based on fusion of all surrounding cultures involving prevalent American style. You will feel it immediately after you enter a financial district with shiny skyscrapers. We can only recommend the upper floor bar and club in Swiss hotel tower, this look is amazing. Further from the centre you can see plenty of Chinese bistros with pictures of lovely frogs on the menu. Well, we tried a stingray on banana leave. Yummy.
Don't go to look for girls to Little India. You will be surprised by a gathering of mostly men hand in hand. Simply, it is a different culture. If you feel tired of all this, go and check the China town that belongs to the cleanest ones in the whole world and very open-minded, indeed. Jump into the flaming Buddha temple for a short meditation. It has even got a lift, parking inside and beautiful gardens on the roof. In the museum you will be told among others that it will remain golden balls out of saint people after dead...
Singapore is typical for its rules; nevertheless there are quarters which are officially blind to them. Take a walk in Lor Geylong dives and have a drink or traditional Tiger beer with some local guys, they will tell you the tricks how to get some beauty there. Wines are quite expensive to drink as a result of high taxes on them, so if you don't want to look like a bourgeoisie stay with vodka After a beer or two you will learn, the local prostitutes come from surrounded countries but from Singapore. They come there to enhance their pocket money. The system is very simple. Look at the girl you like in bar and give her 20 bugs and grope her a bit. The rotation takes max. 20min. If you want her, give her additional money and spent an hour or night with her. Just not to be disappointed there is not going to be a lot of real things on her; it is all about fake. There is one good place to see hunting for local experience. At the beginning of Orchard Street known for good shopping you will find a mall. On the ground floor you will see beloved Thai transvestites, so you better go on to the upper floor with hotties.
Talking about the shopping, it builds the main pillar of Singaporean culture. You will queue not only for the taxi (buses are here half empty) but also in front of the boutiques. There are tons of malls. If you are sick and tired of Chinese soups refresh yourself with western steak. We chose sushi, the best receipt how to be fit for you and your intestine there.
Once you are ready for clubbing, the best choice is to visit either St. James ex power station full of different club styles, like Chinese one with its genuine style we managed to see a concert of Asian Jon Bon Jovi. Clark Quay - so called paradise of all clubbers is found directly at the Singaporean River beneath the skyscrapers. Everybody from Singapore gathers there at the end of the night. From the fountains in the middle you will get through Attica (club we loved the most) to legendary Ministry of sound club full of London DJ's. Don't hesitate and visit whole scenery in the morning as well. It is worth at least for Spanish tapas.
Take a ride with a Singapore Flyer during the day to see a football station on the water, or the port, and a cable car during night. Visit a restaurant on the hill and say good bye to a day with chilled whisky there. Marvelous view! In short Singapore there is a perfect fusion that appears to be puritan in an American way, however if you come closer, you will learn how take the best out of it.
